So, Donnie Dickface went and got himself impeached. Shocking.
What's NOT shocking is that he thinks the rest of the world has as short of an attention span as he does. This fuckin' guy recorded videos of himself, which he then posted to the world, where he suggested the President Obama was going to start a war in Iran in order to get re-elected. He tweeted the hell out of this theory, over and over again. Don't believe me? Here:
https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1213117311223238657?s=20
Or here... https://binged.it/2ZQIm6k
That's right. President Obama was incompetent, and ineffective, and such a lousy negotiator. (How's that wall coming, by the way?) And the only way he could get re-elected was to change the narrative, and distract the country from his failures by starting a war.
Well, whaddya know. Trump gets impeached, and not even a month later, in January of an election year, we get "intelligence" -- you know, from the same agencies that 45 spent three years telling everyone were corrupt, left-wing, deep-state organizations out to screw him at every turn -- saying that an attack on America was imminent, and we had to hit Iran with airstrikes.
Sure. And we're all supposed to believe him now, right? Because he's been so forthcoming up to this point. You can't make this shit up. He's doing all the things he predicted Obama would do (which never happened) to try to distract everyone from his own shitstorm. And the sad thing is, it'll probably work. During a time of war, people are afraid to say anything that even resembles being unpatriotic, so who cares if the guy who's been impeached is going to lead us into another bloody, deadly conflict in the Middle East.
MEANWHILE, DOWN THE BLOCK...
If you've spent any time outside of the ShortBus in the last few months, you've heard of Greta Thunberg. She's the now-17-year-old Swedish girl who's become a face of the environmental movement. She's most noted for a speech in September where she ripped everyone at the UN new assholes, and a subsequent Twitter feud with President Trumpenstein. (A clear mismatch if ever there was one. One is a selfish child with no normal life experience, no knowledge, no adult temperament, and no diplomatic skills... and the other is a Swedish teenager.)
Well, yesterday, world renowned science expert Meat Loaf -- yeah, THAT Meat Loaf -- decided to take a shot at her as well. In an interview with The Daily Mail, the rocker revealed himself to be as stupid as, well... a guy who willingly calls himself Meat Loaf:
Meat, who famously worked with President Trump on The Apprentice back in 2010, said he believes there is no such thing as climate change.
'I feel for that Greta. She has been brainwashed into thinking that there is climate change and there isn't.
'She hasn't done anything wrong but she's been forced into thinking that what she is saying is true.'
And if you can't trust scientific opinion from a musician who calls himself Meat Loaf, people, who can you trust? Am I right? Jesus.
By the way, he's also a vegan now. A vegan with the name Meat Loaf. What's next? Cookie Monster goes gluten free? Aquaman drowns in the bathtub?
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